Entries tagged as ‘things that don’t belong in your hair’
Bed Head
March 6, 2008 · 3 Comments
“I got a new hair product,” my friend D told me.
(She and I are both obsessed with our hair. We’re total product junkies — my bathroom has been compared to an alchemist’s lab. Last week, D. gave me the new Ouidad conditioner. And convinced me to buy a gallon of Deva curl’s AnGell. It’s great.)
What’d you get? I asked her.
Guess, she said.
Last week, she put castor oil in her hair. Apparently, she bought the wrong kind of castor oil, so her hair was breaking off in clumps and she was freaking out.
You’ll never guess, she said.
Is it mayonnaise? I asked.
No, she said?
Beer? I asked.
No, she said, but I’ve heard good things about beer.
Olive oil?
No, she said.
Mane and Tail, the product for horses that I used to use in high school?
No, she said.You’re never gonna guess.
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Silence.
Uhm, lubricant.
What? K.Y. or Wet?
K.Y. Warming, she said.
That’s disgusting.
My curls have never been so defined, she said.
How the hell did she think to do that? Was she making out with her boyfriend, and it got too messy, and she was about to take a shower, but caught her reflection in the mirror and thought, “Wait, my hair looks great.”
Eew.
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